The following is a list of words that always appear in written language and never in conversation.
NOTE: If someone uses one of these words ad nauseum, they’re A) probably a writer and B) probably a piece of human garbage. Avoid.
NOTE: If you want definitions of these words, go to a dictionary. Come on. You’re being…hold on…[looks up word]…indolent.
BONUS: The following words appear awful as written but are actually awesome and should be used more.
Those are the only such words.